All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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