when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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