walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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