I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
