i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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