Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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