You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
someone owes me an orgasm
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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