Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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