That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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