So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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