Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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