He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
