margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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