I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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