that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Randomize
