on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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