Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
