I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You need Xanax blowdarts
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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