quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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