Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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