I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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