ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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