Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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