Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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