David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize