Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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