why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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