There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Enjoy the penises
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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