If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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