I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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