How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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