we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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