We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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