operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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