Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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