So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
vagina is talking i cant
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Send help, water and tortillas.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
