It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
