Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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