On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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