We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
They took my balls.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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