You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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