So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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