No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The air was thick with penises
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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