Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I am mentally ready for anal.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
