North Korea, Best Korea!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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