Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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