Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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