I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
