I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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