his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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