Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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