Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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