you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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