whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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