oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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